all the fun of the fair...

Because I am a bad lil' blogger (i.e. lazy and tired and tapped for actual words, if not ideas), but because I also hate to think of y'all clicking over to find nothing new for another four more days, here's something quick and easy: Googlism. Try it! It's fun and informative! But, judging by the finds below, not fun for the whole family.

(I've seen Googlism before, but this time 'round I snagged the idea from Chris.)

Some of these could very well apply to me. There may even be a few of my own personal comments added in parentheses:

carol is in brazil
carol is now offering the complete wheel pull video
carol is a local bicycle racing star and today
carol is hot and naked and ready to fuck play vegas style games (How dare LiterateLawyerGuy spill the beans!)
carol is hot and naked and ready to fuck asian teens asian teens (Um, no.)
carol is one of my older sisters (I'm the older sister.)
carol is hot and naked and ready to fuck about shemales pleasure (Again, no. Though I have discovered someone I once dated many moons ago is now into this. Don't ask how I found out...)
carol is the best (That goes without saying. But you can say it anyway.)
carol is born (That's what my birth certificate says.)
carol is hot and naked and ready to fuck (Again with the hot and naked. Much like the two above, it's a given. Moving on...)
carol is a graduate of fuller
carol is a princess (No, that's "goddess". Can't mix the two up, ya know.)
carol is hot and naked and ready to fuck oh how i
carol is hot and naked and ready (Wow, apparently I'm quite the little slut. I wish I could remember it. There are actually quite a few more in which I am "hot and naked and ready to fuck," with various people/inanimate objects/animals, but they now bore me so they are getting snipped.)
carol is on the crest of a wave
carol is born by maureen brett hooper illustrated by kasi kubiak boyds mills press
carol is crowned miss lesbian beauty (I'm thinking, not so much. Maybe a few bi tendencies, but I like men too much to ever be truly lesbian. Sorry, Googlism.)
carol is a one (singular sensation...)
carol is the story of a teenage girl whose life seems normal enough until she notices music disappearing from all around her (This would completely freak me out.)
carol is now offering the complete wheel pull video of the 2002 iwpa national championships held in cadillac michigan may 4 (I am? Huh.)
carol is a computational scientist research staff member at lawrence livermore national laboratory working in the center for applied scientific computing (How bloody cool would this be if it were true? )
carol is a local bicycle racing star and today she is in the race of her life
carol is hot and naked and ready to fuck hot chocolate kisses (Okay, I left this one in because, hey! Chocolates! Always good!)
carol is ready (For what, pray tell? Oh yeah! To fuck!)
carol is a very (Yes, I am a very. Who blabbed?)
carol is developing and will be teaching a craniosacral therapy for pregnancy and childbirth course for the
carol is a staunch advocate of women's reproductive rights and serves on the planned parenthood political action fund for houston and southeast texas (This one and the above one? Very cool.)
carol is fine (They have a masterful grasp of the obvious. For yes, I am very fine.)
carol is a student (Of life!)
carol is now a student
carol is rude (Oh yeah? Well, fuck you too!)
carol is the morning and daytime edition anchor at news 12 long island
carol is visited by the ghost of her recently deceased employer (Just in time for Halloween! Spooky!)
carol is in the air (Can you feel me coming in the air tonight? Oh lord.)
carol is a real estate agent that is known in the community of chester for her dedicated client service (Because I love my Chester clients!)
carol is a registered polarity practitioner (Yes, I am! No, I'm not! YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! Oh wait, that's abuse...)
carol is married to noel giambalvo and currently resides in florida
carol is a real estate agent that is known in the community of chester for their dedicated client service (Again? I really loooove them!)
carol is very helpful in exposing young people to good writing (I try my best.)
carol is a ghost of a tale about the mean
carol is directed by one of asf?s resident company members
carol is out of context (Ain't that the G-d's honest truth?)
carol is right (And...?)
carol is ace gold certified (Again, I say, "And...?")
carol is a real estate agent that is known in the community of bozeman for their dedicated client service (I love Bozeman, too. Just don't tell Chester. It'll break their hearts.)
carol is the ability to hand over a project and forget about it (Sometimes I forget about it before I hand it in. I'm just that good.)
carol is trying too hard to convince herself that all is well (Isn't that what this blog is all about?)
carol is cool (I love Googlism. I really do.)
carol is a passbyproxy object residing in the same vat as alice (Wha-? Alice, get out of my vat!)
carol is a composer
carol is wonderful in presentation and guidance
carol is the mater figure of the channel
carol is grateful for the wonderful feedback she's received from families
carol is president of gold coast fiction writers and editor of wordsmith
carol is responsible for preparing the personnel department payroll and processing other department payrolls to ensure compliance with all ordinances
carol is president of quality plus technologies
carol is a highly acclaimed seminar leader who provides advanced training to both clinical and corporate audiences internationally
carol is an avid supporter of this very worthwhile cause
carol is told that she cannot adopt tatiana
carol is the author of the powerful booklet
carol is also interested in accounting theory
carol is recommended by fellow agents for honesty and integrity as an experienced nova scotia real estate agent professional (Yes, I'm a real estate whore! *sob*)
carol is an experienced nursing executive with a long track record in both the teaching and community hospital environment
carol is failing john's course and goes to his office for help ("Oh John, you big strong man, whatever can I do to ensure I get a passing grade? I'll do anything..." She lowered her eyelashes as her delicate hands moved to the buttons of her blouse...)
carol is a real estate agent that is known in the community of bozeman for her dedicated client service
carol is no surprise (What? I'd better work on that, then.)
carol is a library allowing to use different rmi implementations
carol is one well
carol is a very centered person who eased us into simple methods of reevaluating our thinking in all areas of life (And I'm happy all of you have realized this.)
carol is a native to the mid cities area and is now residing in bedford
carol is trying to get a rise out of henry the old (Henry's not that old. Honest. And it wasn't hard to get a rise out of him at all...)
carol is the most caring (I do try. Honestly.)
carol is now a cult figure in the far east (As befits a goddess of my stature.)
carol is hot (Ya know, such a statement of the painfully obvious really embarasses me.)
carol is frequently interviewed on local
carol is the only er nurse in the hospital
carol is (But what is the meaning of the word "is"?)
carol is a certified residential specialist
carol is a surprisingly effective
carol is also an animal lover (This is very true.)
carol is an artist who lives and works in new york city
carol is truly a gifted and natural teacher who creates a very unique environment in which to learn
carol is responsible for controlled environmental monitoring and biological safety testing
carol is also honoured to be appointed the south australian representative of the world (Considering I'm not Australian, I'm very honoured. See how I spelt it the British way?)
carol is an asset to my leadership team because she shares my commitment to creative solutions and improving efficiency through technology
carol is variously known as "the huron carol" or as " 'twas in the moon of winter time
carol is a previews estates director and has been awarded membership in the firm's
carol is tough on crime; carol has always responded to all constituent letters and phone calls; carol passed the toughest whistleblower law in the country
carol is active in the community and until recently served on a united way committee
carol is hot and naked and ready to fuck (It's been awhile, but it's still as true now as it was then.)
carol is an intuitive facilitator and
carol is a winner for weather
carol is a cut above the rest
carol is crowned miss lesbian beauty
carol is one smart player
carol is all girl (You got that right. Except that one time in Burma...)
carol is misleading
carol is hot (Still hot, it's true.)
carol is" october 11
carol is blogging about" october 13
carol is nothing more than a children’s
carol is in brazil
carol is a one
carol is here
carol is having withdrawl
carol is a hottie
carol is stealer sexi melayu
carol is hot and naked
carol is now offering the complete wheel pull video
carol is selling out fast
carol is born
carol is cool
carol is sadomasoquismo pre teenage girl
carol is dr
carol is becoming a mommy right now (What? When did that happen? Um, immaculate conception, anyone?)
carol is fifty (Not for twelve years, so bite your tongue! Bite it hard, baby...)
carol is in heaven (Not yet. Give me about eighty years.)
carol is raunchy interacial swinger (Not yet. Give me about-- Uh, never mind.)
carol is right (Damned straight!)
carol is nordic masterbation tecniques (Yeah? So?)
carol is one of my older sisters (Oh no, they've found me!)
carol is venezuela erotic wrestling
carol is a nude and nearly always naked naturist who
carol is illegal sensual sex (I'm not illegal. But I'm so good I should be.)
carol is thumnailed animale porn
carol is marica wank thumbnail
carol is coming
carol is found in annie
carol is a one carol is now offering the complete wheel pull video carol is the best carol is perhaps the tightest milf yet carol is a local bicycle racing
carol is gm
carol is blogging about (Yep, I certainly am. Ladidadia... Just blogging about the countryside with my bag of words, planting them as I go, trusty blue ox by my side...)
carol is nothing more than a children’s fairytale?” how far do you agree with this statement? current page (Well, that challenges my sense of self and reality.)
carol is proud to be an active member of (But don't tell anyone. It's a secret society.)
carol is the #919 most common male name (In Hungary, perhaps.)
carol is kind of like old home week at playhouse in the park
carol is a real estate agent that is known in the community of bridgewater for her dedicated client service (These people are outing me to my other communites. Stop that!)
carol is a real estate agent that is known in the community of chatham for her dedicated client service
carol is directed by one of asf’s resident company members
carol is wonderful in presentation and guidance
carol is a senior editor for a small romantic press
carol is green (It's not easy, you know.)
carol is here to help you make your move (So tell me, what would you like that move to be?)
carol is a certified residential specialist
carol is the founder and owner of carol briney enterprises
carol is available for daytime and evening events (Actually, just evening events. But what memorable evenings they will be...)
carol is featured in the following dvds current page
carol is dreamy for the camera (I'm just dreamy.)
carol is also the founder and creator of the product referred to as the "canine fountain of youth" as seen and advertised on national television
carol is a member of the national association of realtors (I think that's painfully clear by now.)
carol is an asset to my leadership team because she shares my commitment to creative solutions and improving efficiency through technology
carol is a highly acclaimed seminar leader who provides advanced training to both clinical and corporate audiences internationally

Apparently, Carol's quite the busy little bee. No wonder she's so tired!